Bus Slogan Generator

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What’s better than your own bus?
Your own bus slogan.

Atheists in London have declared the death of god, then announced it on buses in London. Turns out the joke’s on them, since god doesn’t take public transportation. Nonetheless, their response is typically stiff upper lip. Beelzebub is coming for your immortal soul. Carry on. Asteroid wipes out life on earth? As you were. DOW falls 879 points in an hour? Just get on with it.

Here’s the best part:
Yes, you can generate your own bus slogan. Here’s mine:

Think of them as rolling haiku. An existentialist poke in the eye. An inside metaphysical joke.

Now if they would just drive it around London for a few hours, I’d be happy.

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